Cue Smash Mouth ’s “ All Star . ” Shrek ’s swamp iscoming to Airbnb .
Playing “ horde ” to the rustic hut is none other than Donkey , while he ’s “ swampland - sitting ” for his best friend . No word on whether Shrek himself has OK’d the plan ( or if he even knows about it ) .
It ’s a short - lived and exclusive experience : The attribute will only be uncommitted for one two - night halt , from October 27 to 29 . Booking begins on October 13 at 1 p.m. EDT . It ’s technically free , but you and up to two Guest will be responsible for for get yourselves to the Scottish Highlands , where the abode is locate .
Thelistingsays an “ on - site concierge will assure a comfortable stoppage for you and your pal — including showing you around and arrange meals . ” The menu will evidently have a couple of Donkey ’s favorites , wafflesandparfaits , and fortuitously fails to mention any of Shrek ’s go - to swampland snacks ( say , a stadium of eyeball or an integral sore fish sucked down without masticate ) .
You ’ll get to embrace the ogre lifestyle by slog to an jakes “ roughly 20 beat away ” from the hut every time you need to use the bathroom , though you’re able to stay reassure that the shower spouts water system rather than clay .
The hutch has heating and a few important refuge tool ( a fire extinguisher , a first aid kit , etc . ) , but you wo n’t observe a television or any Wi - Fi to speak of . If you ’re hoping to have aShrek moviemarathon , you ’ll have to bring your own devices . We ’re assuming that any pitchfork - wielding townspeople will be instruct to leave you in public security .
If a free arrest in the Scottish Highlands appeals to you , monster or not , tick out the full listinghere .
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