Oh give thanks Christ forKeekooand the Keekoo K1 . The newfangled brand from Formosan company Shenzhen Yi Shengyuan Technology Limited really understand my needs as a gentlewoman . See , up until now every sound I ’ve used , presented to me wholly missing of gendered marketing , has secretly been a adult male phone for men . I ’m honest to God surprised I never point out before !
Not for deficiency of trying on some company ’ part . The ladies only market exactlya new matter — though it ’s been a couple of years since we gotsomething so thoughtfully distaff forward .
I ’ve had gripe with prominent headphone becausemy pockets are tinyand my hand go to a person a third of my height , but like Gloria Gaynor , I survived . If only I ’d cognise what Keekoo roll in the hay . That all women are faced with the same baby hand dilemma and need relief in the form of a pocket-sized pink - back hexangular brick of metal that considers the “ small hands of women ” with a “ big arch back design ” to “ make the phone stay comfortably in your medal ” .
You also know that bitch hump selfies and call for a front - facing tv camera that has “ ultimate selfie package ” to “ live up to all kind of needs of Selfie Enthusiasts . ”
You truly get me and my gender Keekoo . You realise that lady bonk nothing more than the digital makeup your selfie camera will put on to our hideous 2D - countenance using your sweet 8 - megapixel photographic camera with 6P lens , PDAF concentre , and third multiplication NXP Smart PA .
I do n’t know what the hell that means , and your website has not provided clarification , but I do know one matter for indisputable .
Finally , I am saved .
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