In what might be the uncanny Olympics standoff - in since suggest that Olympians eat McDonald ’s , the US Pentathlon Team for the 2016 Rio Olympics has team up up with The Expendables wiz Dolph Lundgren in , well , I plainly ca n’t do it justice .
What is this ? Also , what is Pentathlon ?
To correct the second question ( the only one that can be truly suffice , really ) , the Modern Pentathlon has athlete contend in five distinct test : fencing , swimming , horse riding , run , and shoot . While base on a traditional competition from the Olympics in Greece , it was create by the founder of the New Olympic Games tosimulate the experienceof a nineteenth - century Golgotha soldier fight his way of life through foe lines .
In poor , they ’re basically Rambos .
This class ’s team consists of US Army sergeant Nathan Schrimsher , who ’s competing in the men ’s case-by-case terminal Saturday , and sisters Margaux and Isabella Isaksen , who ’ve already terminate .
You might recognize the Isaksen babe as the one bleed in reverence from the thirsty jawbone of Rocky IV ’s Drago in the fake Wheaties - elan commercial . you could also contain them out in a fake sequel to Lundgren ’s 1994 thriller Pentathlon , appropriately called Pentathlon 2 : survival of the fittest . In this unofficial sequel , the only persist sport in a post - apocalyptic society is Pentathlon and “ there are more than five ways to cash in one’s chips . ”
Given how all badass Pentathletes are , it would n’t surprise me if their games would be the last thing to endure after the Revelation .
Both video recording were made by DromeBox Laboratories , a ego - described “ underground boob tube electronic internet ” based out of Los Angeles .
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elucidation : Added reference to original 1994 pic Pentathlon .
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