There are plenty of groovy direction to murder someone . Poison in the champagne , ninja headliner , running them over with a tractor — but whatever you do , don’t attempt to solicit a hitman with your Facebook condition .
This is precisely what one Philly imbecile attempt to do , proclaim to Facebook “ I will pay somebody a stack to wipe out my baby begetter . ” I ’m not sure what the going charge per unit in Philadelphia is , but a stack sound on the low remnant . But apparently it was enough for 18 - class - old Timothy Bynum , who replied “ say no more , ” “ what he look like ? ” “ where he be at , ” “ need dat stack 1st , ” and “ i m a mop that bull . ”
But before the covert operation was action , the target ’s son tipped off fuzz , who caught Bynum with a loaded gas . Now both he and his FB partner in crime are appoint with some steep crimes .
The lesson of the story : at least use a secret message when you ’re plot execution online . [ ABC NewsviaThe Register ]
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