Laredo , Texas ( Agencies ) – storm everyone but manufacture guru Gene Munster , Dell has announced a partnership with Apple Inc. that will see the former licensing the latter ’s exclusiveManila Case technologyto ship all their computer products and accessories , like their DellRubber Chickensand Dell Texas - Style BBQ Ribs . “ It was bind to happen , ” say Munster in a telephone interview from his room at the Cupertino Inn , which he utilize as a base to stalk Steve Jobs .
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“ I signify , given Dell ’s constant focussing on cutting costs , it was a matter of time before they focalise on promotional material to save some dollars here and there ” summate the Piper Jaffray ’s analyst , “ and get ’s face it , Apple ’s resolution is the most effective , clean , and monetary value - in effect in the industry . Like everything else they do . I forebode they will hit the $ 500 [ toll per share ] mark before 2009 . Even $ 510 . ”
Reportedly , Dell will have to pay Apple $ 20 permanila gasbag , but they will save “ a lot of money ” in postage stamps , according to Mr. Munster . Dell representatives were not available for gossip , but Mr. Munster told this newsperson that Steve Jobs called Michael Dell late last nighttime to say “ who ’s my bitch now , huh ? Who ’s my cunt ? ” [ Thanks Hawkskater0 ]
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