A intoxicated hombre dressed as Darth Vader , wielding a metallic element crutch , and probably making sounds like * swwoooshh * and * pew*pew * , assaulted and effectively complain the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England . The dork , a hairdresser visit Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol , was beat down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary . Really . We mean this . The Jedi actually had this to say after the violation :
This was n’t a joke . This was serious .
No , crimp Master Hehol , this is not serious . This is just sad . Reportedly , the drunk Vader was neither a Gizmodo editor program nor Eddie Izzard :
Again you ask ? YES ! [ Daily Telegraph ]
observe : for some intellect , I first scan spanner and did this mental image :
And then I got athirst , and had to do this one :
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