tick to viewI know , I know ; you ca n’t decide whether to go for McCain or Obama , and you ’re thinking of just decamp this whole “ election ” thing altogether . But hold back – have you recollect about all of the other candidates for President of the United States ? I ’m not talking about Ralph Nader – he ’s father no chance – but rather the various science fictional candidates who ’d like your write - in vote on Tuesday . We ’ve got a guide to ten(ish – You ’ll see ) that you should consider . Kirk Spock 08 : They ’ve saved the Earth multitudinous times in the hereafter , so why not let them save up America from its current economic disaster ? On the downside , they might end up being busy with that whole “ big movie coming out in May ” matter they have get on . The Entire Star war Universe 08 : Obviously , the political Hawaii - jinks of the prequel trilogy was n’t enough for the children of George Lucas ; look at how many Star Wars fiber are itching to get into the political area . I have to hold ; I ’d conceive voting for Ackbar . At least he ’d tell you if you were lead into a trap or not . Roslin 08 / Tigh / Roslin 08 / Roslin / Airlock 08 : on the face of it , people really , really want to check that that Laura Roslin gets into office staff , no matter which office or who her run fellow is . Sure , she has that moral compass affair go on , but still ; she tends to surround herself with a passel of Cylons . Can America afford a leader who associates herself with malevolent violent death machines ? I think not .
Conan / Swamp Thing 08 : Strong on defense and hard on the environment . compound traditional materialistic and big view on one just the ticket may make them unstoppable … All we involve now is for Swamp Thing to rise that he has no history of drug use – or , more accurately , growing drug on his own body – and they may be a lock for the White House . Colbert / Marvel Universe 08 : The jest may be over on Stephen Colbert ’s own show , but that has n’t give up Marvel Comics go it into the ground in their line – climaxing ( we desire ) withColbert teaming up with Spider - Man to struggle a beartwo weeks ago . Doctor Doom 08 : You have to admit , it ’s refreshing to see a candidate not give any mistaken hope during his campaign . No , Doom offers just one hope to voter : That we shall all one day confront the iron script of Doom . Also , just imagine how awful the press conferences would be : “ What does Doom think of the fall interestingness rates ? secretiveness , whelp ! Doom cares not about your impudent question!”Tony Stark 08 : Six words : Robert Downey Jr. consort Our Country . for certain that ’s all you need to make love , right ?
Reynolds / Washburn 08 : Technically , yes , the VP nom is dead . But that never stopped Charles Fairbanks , the famous zombi vice president from the beginning of the twentieth Century . And if too many voters complain , Zoe could just take over , and they would n’t have to change any of the button . Cthulhu 08 : Sure , his website is n’t fantastically exciting , but he ’s an elder divinity – He has more trouble with today ’s engineering science than John McCain ( Yeah , like you were n’t seeing that jest descend from a sea mile off).Zod 08 : well our favourite , ground alone on his kneel before platform and the fact that he would mirthfully kill us with his heat vision if we did n’t endorse him . Some may complain about the fact that he was n’t carry on American soil , but his claim that America will become the base for a fresh Krypton provides a ready to hand side - step to that question . call up : Vote betimes , vote often , vote Zod .

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